tehSkinArt

So this guy...

Who works here...

Was asked to do a pretty eaasy job. A job he basically does every day. He's a tattoo artist. His name: Rouslan Toumaniantz a nice innocent looking guy you wouldn't really wanna bump into in a dark alley on any given night.

The girl: Kimberley Vlaminck, another innocent young lady at the tender age of 18, decided she needed a bit of star flava all over her face. So she asked Mr Toumaniantz if he wouldn't mind adding 56 stars all over the left side of her fae. And Mr Toumaniantz, being the nice guy he is. Didn't hesitate in sticking a fast-moving needle into the girl's face thereby injecting permanent black right on the girl's skin.

Result:

What hapened next?

Well, as the Kim got home, her dad threw a damn fit and started throwing things around (I assume). At this point Kim's agile brain, still fully under the influence of pure adrenalin, thought of a brilliant excuse... wait for it... "It's not my fault, I fell asleep and the tattoo artist went needle-happy on my face!!" (ok, those werent her exact words, but that was her excuse.

She claimed that she fell asleep during the tattoo session. And the unbelievably cool Mr Toumaniantz, seeing a virgin canvas awaiting some pimpage, decided to pimp her face out with 53 extra stars. (she had initially wanted 3 stars on her cheek - apparently).

The furious father then immediately called his legal counsel and sought legal papers requesting the tattoo parlour to compensate her daughter for the damage done to her face. He wanted approx. $15000 to pay for laser surgery to remove the tatts.

After doing quick math...

Kim realised that this was a large amount, which she'll never ever see. The came clean and confessed that she had asked for the tatts.

And now Kimmy, will love happily ever after... with 56 stars to keep her warm at night. Her boyfriend dumped her ass after seeing this awesomeness. He's so behind. He needs to keep up with the times...

pffft...